And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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