we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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