it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Someone signed my nipple.
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