The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Need sex. Gaining weight.
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hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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