i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
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I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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