are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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