margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
