I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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