just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
The Olympian is in my bed
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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