I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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