can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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