If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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