Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
