I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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