The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.