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• (916): View more from California

  OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads

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• (281): View more from Texas

  i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know

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• (972): View more from Texas

  The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us 

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5

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• (518): View more from New York

  I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest

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  We've made things harder for ourselves

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  The struggle will be part of the fun

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?

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