So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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