Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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