Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
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Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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