no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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