you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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