Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
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So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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