you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
i out mim tonsoeep
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