Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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