what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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