He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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