S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
should my penis look like a turkey
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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