Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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