I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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