found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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