last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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