We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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