do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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