have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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