just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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