i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
