the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I AM VODKA MAN
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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