why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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