1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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