that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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