even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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