He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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