I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize