After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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