I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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