is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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