I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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