Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
True strength comes from lack of pants
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?