Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong