I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window