turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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