when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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