Its about making memories worth repressing
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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