I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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