we made out on top of his cat.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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