Already got asked if we're dating
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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