Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Your cock deserves a montage
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
