Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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