In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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