Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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