She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
We had sex on a dog bed..
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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