It's Friday. Sex?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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